Funny Poem

Funny Poem


Roses are red; violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you

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Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

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The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass and flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you

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I wrote your name on sand it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away

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God saw me hungry, HE created pizza
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU

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When your life is in darkness, pray to God
ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray
you're still in darkness
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL

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When your English is in perplexed, call Sir Profenglish
ask him to guide you in your English threads
and if after you call
you're still in confusion
Please read carefully our ENGLISH CLUB RULES




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Have a nice time

Hope you like it

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Regards

admin

thanks for the poem, but I have a comment hoping you will take it easy


God saw me hungry, He created pizza
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU..

thank you very very much